Worth a chuckle
Even if the government raises the price of a pack of cigarettes to 30 dollars, smokers will still find a way to cough it up.
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
The band was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The highschoolers, eager to get ready for the first football game, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Little Johnny, could stand it no more. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect, and then he stomped on it to ensure its fate. Is it a bee?” Another student asked. “Nope,” Johnny replied. “Bee flat.”
